REIVERBEAR

Okay, well, I am rather a boring old goat. Hate pubs, clubs, shops and indeed anything anywhere where there are people being loud, noisy, busy or in anyway boistrous and energetic. And young people. How utterly unacceptable are they? All smooth skinned and happy and carefree. Should be locked up. I am far too old to be dealing with any of that sort of shenanigans. Peace, quiet and a nice cup of tea, maybe a bit of Emmerdale on the telly (Isnt Eastenders rubbish these days? Still watch it religiously mind)
And what an awful picture that is (mine! not yours...well). You'd think I could find better pictures of myself wouldn't you? I mean, just look at the 2nd one. What is that meant to be? Looks like a blurry CCTV still from a robbery! And you need binoculars for the third one. But no, that's all I got so it will have to do. The reality is, I am sure, far, far more horrifying. Blurry/long distance does me favours.
And why don't they have a "Shaved Gorilla" selection under body type?

Oh, and I'm a biker. LOVE my bike more than life. Really. I know, so you have to be willing to share me, cos she is my first love