I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives.
I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve.
I can take a joke and are not easily offended. I believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. I can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.