MEL

I will cook for you, clean for you, give you the remote and massage you daily..... Ok this isn't carlsberg and it isn't happening, just thought it might get your attention.

Im a big girl a size 32 so if you don't like it don't message me, after all we like what we like ....simple
If however this doesn't put you off feel free.
My partying days are over and I like a quiet life so if you're a party animal we prob wouldn't be suited.
I do like to go out to eat/quiet pubs
I like a good laugh and can talk for hours......after all i'm female