Gee, no pressure! I have only this short time in which to make you want to know more about me! OK, here we go... I am intelligent, imaginative, quick, witty, with eclectic taste in movies, music, food and literature. I am spontaneous and organized at the same time, and guarantee you will never be bored. I know a few really good jokes, i am extremely adept at the quick comeback and consider myself a master at sexual innuendo! I realize that this is an absolutely one sided diatribe of all my spectacular qualities but what do you expect? I am just one in a list of many others that you will be reading, I have been told (according to the directions) to use this general and unfortunately impersonal soliloquy to catch your attention and have you think "WOW, this is a magnificent woman and my life will never be complete if I don't communicate with her right now!" So, here is your opportunity, send me a message and know all is right in the world! (Did I mention I'm a bit of a smart alec?)
What I am looking for?
In a nutshell? I want someone who I can truly enjoy in every sense of the word. Conversation is paramount, physical abilities run a close second. An Einstein IQ, Richard Pryor/George Carlin comedic talent with a hint of Pavarotti and Baryshnikov thrown in would round out the basic qualifications. OK, I know, maybe a bit much to expect? Well how about someone I can truly want to be with. The kind of man that when I am not with him I think about him. I miss talking to him. I desire his touch, his taste, his scent... I want to close my eyes and feel him, smile when I think of this funny thing he said or that tender little touch. I want more than anything to WANT to pleasure him. Again, in a nutshell? A man to balance me, who has what I need and accepts all I have to give
Gee, no pressure! I have only this short time in which to make you want to know more about me! OK, here we go... I am intelligent, imaginative, quick, witty, with eclectic taste in movies, music, food and literature. I am spontaneous and organized at the same time, and guarantee you will never be bored. I know a few really good jokes, i am extremely adept at the quick comeback and consider myself a master at sexual innuendo! I realize that this is an absolutely one sided diatribe of all my spectacular qualities but what do you expect? I am just one in a list of many others that you will be reading, I have been told (according to the directions) to use this general and unfortunately impersonal soliloquy to catch your attention and have you think "WOW, this is a magnificent woman and my life will never be complete if I don't communicate with her right now!" So, here is your opportunity, send me a message and know all is right in the world! (Did I mention I'm a bit of a smart alec?)
What I am looking for?
In a nutshell? I want someone who I can truly enjoy in every sense of the word. Conversation is paramount, physical abilities run a close second. An Einstein IQ, Richard Pryor/George Carlin comedic talent with a hint of Pavarotti and Baryshnikov thrown in would round out the basic qualifications. OK, I know, maybe a bit much to expect? Well how about someone I can truly want to be with. The kind of man that when I am not with him I think about him. I miss talking to him. I desire his touch, his taste, his scent... I want to close my eyes and feel him, smile when I think of this funny thing he said or that tender little touch. I want more than anything to WANT to pleasure him. Again, in a nutshell? A man to balance me, who has what I need and accepts all I have to give
What I am looking for?
In a nutshell? I want someone who I can truly enjoy in every sense of the word. Conversation is paramount, physical abilities run a close second. An Einstein IQ, Richard Pryor/George Carlin comedic talent with a hint of Pavarotti and Baryshnikov thrown in would round out the basic qualifications. OK, I know, maybe a bit much to expect? Well how about someone I can truly want to be with. The kind of man that when I am not with him I think about him. I miss talking to him. I desire his touch, his taste, his scent... I want to close my eyes and feel him, smile when I think of this funny thing he said or that tender little touch. I want more than anything to WANT to pleasure him. Again, in a nutshell? A man to balance me, who has what I need and accepts all I have to give
Summer
Age: 46 / straight
Kansas
United States
Lunakallou
Age: 32 / straight
Kansas
United States
Bbylip
Age: 34 / straight
Kansas
United States
