Good s*x…Wild s*x… bizarre s*x…with me you can get it all !!!
If this is what you want…. pls P* off and go to the profiles that reads… “I’m honest, fun, and just need a good friend”
If you want to laugh… Enjoy good times…. travel and explore this beautiful planet...and simply enjoy life then contact ME !!
Note:
1. I’m not looking for s*x.
2. I’m not here because I’m destitute.
3. I’m not here because I’m desperate.
4. I'm totally independent.
5. I don't need a baby daddy.
I do and have worked hard for my money,…so don't expect me to pay for your sick mother/dog/long lost cousin....or expect me to pay for s**t!!
Just because I prefer 5* hotels … don’t think I can not camp in the bush under the stars.
Just because I like eating out in 5* restaurants doesn't mean I won't enjoy a KFC bargain bucket once in a while (I am a thigh kinda gal!!).
Just because I love to drink Dom Perignon Rose 2003 doesn't mean I won't enjoy a bottle of Asti with plump strawberries on a picnic blanket in the park.
Reasons to date me...
Number one. I can cook
Number two. I am hilarious
Number three. I can cook.
Number four. I am in love with the shape of me.... stretch marks, thick thighs and all!!
Number five. I am a direct descendant of Shaka Zulu ( yes I bleed blue blood).
I WILL NOT be your
Side chick
Bootycall
Baby mama drama
Part time
Sometimes
Anytime
If that's what you're looking for
GET A STEPPING
So if you have a JOB and are financially secure get in touch.,, I’M NO ONE’S SUGAR MAMA.
I can’t afford that sh*t! I wish I could, but even if I was rich as f*ck, I wouldn’t pay for your ass. Freeloaders aren’t hot. I would never coast along on some guy’s money, so I don’t want anyone in my life who would do it to me. If you can’t get your sh*t together, further yourlife and pay for your damn self, I want nothing from you.
I don’t care if you're great in the sack, or super funny, or whatever other superficial charm youre skating by on. It’s not going to cut it with me.
If you have a great sense of humour
Love life
Are serious
Will send an actual message and not just a WINK
Have a profile picture
Not recently released from HMS prison/ mental institute/community service
Love your mother
Will treat me
Like a princess
And have actually read ALL of this profile
You're a keeper LOL
ZIMBABWEANPRINCESS
51 - Straight
Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Jun 5, 2017 06:25
Good s*x…Wild s*x… bizarre s*x…with me you can get it all !!!
If this is what you want…. pls P* off and go to the profiles that reads… “I’m honest, fun, and just need a good friend”
If you want to laugh… Enjoy good times…. travel and explore this beautiful planet...and simply enjoy life then contact ME !!
Note:
1. I’m not looking for s*x.
2. I’m not here because I’m destitute.
3. I’m not here because I’m desperate.
4. I'm totally independent.
5. I don't need a baby daddy.
I do and have worked hard for my money,…so don't expect me to pay for your sick mother/dog/long lost cousin....or expect me to pay for s**t!!
Just because I prefer 5* hotels … don’t think I can not camp in the bush under the stars.
Just because I like eating out in 5* restaurants doesn't mean I won't enjoy a KFC bargain bucket once in a while (I am a thigh kinda gal!!).
Just because I love to drink Dom Perignon Rose 2003 doesn't mean I won't enjoy a bottle of Asti with plump strawberries on a picnic blanket in the park.
Reasons to date me...
Number one. I can cook
Number two. I am hilarious
Number three. I can cook.
Number four. I am in love with the shape of me.... stretch marks, thick thighs and all!!
Number five. I am a direct descendant of Shaka Zulu ( yes I bleed blue blood).
I WILL NOT be your
Side chick
Bootycall
Baby mama drama
Part time
Sometimes
Anytime
If that's what you're looking for
GET A STEPPING
So if you have a JOB and are financially secure get in touch.,, I’M NO ONE’S SUGAR MAMA.
I can’t afford that sh*t! I wish I could, but even if I was rich as f*ck, I wouldn’t pay for your ass. Freeloaders aren’t hot. I would never coast along on some guy’s money, so I don’t want anyone in my life who would do it to me. If you can’t get your sh*t together, further yourlife and pay for your damn self, I want nothing from you.
I don’t care if you're great in the sack, or super funny, or whatever other superficial charm youre skating by on. It’s not going to cut it with me.
If you have a great sense of humour
Love life
Are serious
Will send an actual message and not just a WINK
Have a profile picture
Not recently released from HMS prison/ mental institute/community service
Love your mother
Will treat me
Like a princess
And have actually read ALL of this profile
You're a keeper LOL
If this is what you want…. pls P* off and go to the profiles that reads… “I’m honest, fun, and just need a good friend”
If you want to laugh… Enjoy good times…. travel and explore this beautiful planet...and simply enjoy life then contact ME !!
Note:
1. I’m not looking for s*x.
2. I’m not here because I’m destitute.
3. I’m not here because I’m desperate.
4. I'm totally independent.
5. I don't need a baby daddy.
I do and have worked hard for my money,…so don't expect me to pay for your sick mother/dog/long lost cousin....or expect me to pay for s**t!!
Just because I prefer 5* hotels … don’t think I can not camp in the bush under the stars.
Just because I like eating out in 5* restaurants doesn't mean I won't enjoy a KFC bargain bucket once in a while (I am a thigh kinda gal!!).
Just because I love to drink Dom Perignon Rose 2003 doesn't mean I won't enjoy a bottle of Asti with plump strawberries on a picnic blanket in the park.
Reasons to date me...
Number one. I can cook
Number two. I am hilarious
Number three. I can cook.
Number four. I am in love with the shape of me.... stretch marks, thick thighs and all!!
Number five. I am a direct descendant of Shaka Zulu ( yes I bleed blue blood).
I WILL NOT be your
Side chick
Bootycall
Baby mama drama
Part time
Sometimes
Anytime
If that's what you're looking for
GET A STEPPING
So if you have a JOB and are financially secure get in touch.,, I’M NO ONE’S SUGAR MAMA.
I can’t afford that sh*t! I wish I could, but even if I was rich as f*ck, I wouldn’t pay for your ass. Freeloaders aren’t hot. I would never coast along on some guy’s money, so I don’t want anyone in my life who would do it to me. If you can’t get your sh*t together, further yourlife and pay for your damn self, I want nothing from you.
I don’t care if you're great in the sack, or super funny, or whatever other superficial charm youre skating by on. It’s not going to cut it with me.
If you have a great sense of humour
Love life
Are serious
Will send an actual message and not just a WINK
Have a profile picture
Not recently released from HMS prison/ mental institute/community service
Love your mother
Will treat me
Like a princess
And have actually read ALL of this profile
You're a keeper LOL
