I was born in 1927 in the jungles of the Amazon. My childhood closely resembled that of the plot of the Disney adaptation of The Jungle Book except that we had cars and ice cream and nobodies parents were dead.
I was raised by father, my mother left before I was born and that meant that times were often hard. Coming from a fairly modest upbringing I had a string of jobs to help try and support myself. I got a job as the front end of a pantomime horse but I quit whilst I was a head. I was a trampoline salesman off and on and I even used to sell loose onions on the street...until I got the sack.
I was never really good at school...I failed maths so many times I can't even count. I was always pretty skilled with my hands though I mean I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm an expert in the field of m****rbation...but I can certainly hold my own. I remember at school I always wanted to join the debating society but sadly someone talked me out of it.
So what about the me of today I hear you ask? Well I consider myself to be quite a social person. I'd say that I'm quite good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...Although I don't know y.
I think I've broadly covered most of what you can expect from me...any further questions then please feel free to ask.
I was born in 1927 in the jungles of the Amazon. My childhood closely resembled that of the plot of the Disney adaptation of The Jungle Book except that we had cars and ice cream and nobodies parents were dead.
I was raised by father, my mother left before I was born and that meant that times were often hard. Coming from a fairly modest upbringing I had a string of jobs to help try and support myself. I got a job as the front end of a pantomime horse but I quit whilst I was a head. I was a trampoline salesman off and on and I even used to sell loose onions on the street...until I got the sack.
I was never really good at school...I failed maths so many times I can't even count. I was always pretty skilled with my hands though I mean I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm an expert in the field of m****rbation...but I can certainly hold my own. I remember at school I always wanted to join the debating society but sadly someone talked me out of it.
So what about the me of today I hear you ask? Well I consider myself to be quite a social person. I'd say that I'm quite good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...Although I don't know y.
I think I've broadly covered most of what you can expect from me...any further questions then please feel free to ask.
I was raised by father, my mother left before I was born and that meant that times were often hard. Coming from a fairly modest upbringing I had a string of jobs to help try and support myself. I got a job as the front end of a pantomime horse but I quit whilst I was a head. I was a trampoline salesman off and on and I even used to sell loose onions on the street...until I got the sack.
I was never really good at school...I failed maths so many times I can't even count. I was always pretty skilled with my hands though I mean I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm an expert in the field of m****rbation...but I can certainly hold my own. I remember at school I always wanted to join the debating society but sadly someone talked me out of it.
So what about the me of today I hear you ask? Well I consider myself to be quite a social person. I'd say that I'm quite good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...Although I don't know y.
I think I've broadly covered most of what you can expect from me...any further questions then please feel free to ask.
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