MY NAME IS GRANT DUFFY,AND I AM MOVING TO LOS ANGELES,CALIFORNIA,' CAUSE I WANNA BE A FUNNY,HILARIOUS,SILLY,GOOFY,WILD,CRAZY,DUMB,STUPID,LAUGH OUT LOUD,HYSTERICAL,WACKY,ZANY,DUMBLY FUNNY,AND STUPIDLY FUNNY STAND-UP COMIC,STAND-UP COMEDIAN,CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONIST,CELEBRITY IMPERSONATOR,ACTOR IMITATOR,VOICE IMPRESSIONIST,VOICE IMPERSONATOR,AND CELEBRITY IMITATOR,' CAUSE I WANNA STAR IN MY OWN HALF-HOUR SITUATION COMEDY THAT WILL WANT AND NEED TO GET A LAUGH TRACK AND A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME,' CAUSE I WANNA CALL THE HALF-HOUR SITCOM,THAT'LL BE CURRENTLY TITLED "THE GRANT DUFFY SHOW STARRING GRANT DUFFY",THAT'LL BE THE HALF-HOUR SITUATION COMEDY WITH BOTH A LAUGH TRACK AND A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE,STARRING ME,GRANT DUFFY,PLAYING MY FIRST LEADING ROLE IN THE HALF-HOUR SITCOM AS A LEAD CHARACTER NAMED GRANT DOUGLAS,WHO, AFTER HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ALBUQUERQUE,NEW MEXICO,MOVES TO LOS ANGELES,CALIFORNIA,TO MEET A KARDASHIAN-MEETS-JENNER-ESQUE REALITY TV SHOW FAMILY,AND THEY ARE BECOMING A FICTITIOUS VERSION OF THE MOST FAMOUS KARDASHIAN AND JENNER FAMILIES,WHO WILL NOW LIVE AT HOME ON LOS ANGELES,CALIFORNIA,AFTER GRANT DOUGLAS MOVES TO THE CITY