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After looking at several descriptions of what women are looking for in their perspective matches, I came up with several reoccurring themes which I will try to address here as to whether I satisfy those requirements: 1) Intelligent; I have just completed my multiplication tables and I am working on being able to do long division. 2) Professional; Please tell me that you are not using this service to hire a hit-man. 3) Non-smoker; Only smoke when exiting burning buildings and saving small children . 4) Reliable; Just like a good dog, this is not talking about my appearance, I am loyal to the girl that I am with and when I say that I will do something, you can count on me to do it (actually dogs do not really talk, but hopefully you got my intent about the loyalty aspect). 5) Makes you laugh; As long as it is not due to my appearance, I think that I can swing this one.The person I am looking for would need to be my best friend (I am a great listener and I am looking for someone who is similar). As you can also tell from my description, I definitely need someone with a great sense of humor (because she will definitely have to work on mine) as well as someone who enjoys doing all sorts of activities ranging from the goofy (arcades) to the active (dancing or playing sports) to the formal (performing arts presentations) and to the relaxing (just watching a movie or having a home cooked meal, don't worry none of the friends I have cooked for have had to go to the hospital yet to get their stomachs pumped). Finally, I want someone who when I am with them, I never want the evening to end, and when it does, the feeling left at the end of the night for both of us is when can I see this person again! If this describes you, I would love to hear from you (SURGEON GENERALS WARNING) Writing back to this guy may cause you severe fits of laughter and fun. Women with heart conditions should check with their doctor before responding).