NJáLL ERIKSSON

So there's some good news and some bad news.....and maybe more than a little bit of crazy..... The Bad news: I'm a lycanthropic (werewolf), Force-sensitive space viking who sails the black ether ocean on a space longship called the Ghost Hound. It is crewed by singing Schnauzers and Scotties and runs on magic mushrooms, caffeine, and heavy metal. We hunt all manner of terrible intergalactic, extraterrestrial beasties and make them into space sushi and star jerky which we sell to alien restaurants. The Good news (kind of): Well, if you've made it this far than either A) you have one Hell of a sense of humor (which by the way is a big plus in your favor), B) at this point you're wanting to know just how crazy this person is, C) you're looking to hire me for some kind of job, or D) all of the above.... Okay, seriously, this is where I stop f*@#ing around and actually tell you about myself as far as the whole dating site thing, and if you're still reading, chances are you're really interesting and thus someone I'd love to meet, so, hooray reader lol. I'll be totally honest with you, I'm a truly hopeless romantic. Laying all the cards out about me, faults and all, on the table (or the Internet imaginary table, anyway), I can be a little fearful, insecure, and perhaps over-the-top affectionate if I feel like there's a connection and even more so when I get into a relationship. The reason I file this under "good news" is this: I'm a peculiar person (and also completely honest about myself, if you can't tell) in that I have no medium setting; I'm either zero or a million mph...flatline or maximum intensity with everything I do. That especially includes the magnitude to which I feel things, which is, in turn, particularly true when it comes to love. I'm not looking for casual s*x and i don't date more than one person at a time. In fact, I've never dated just for s*x or even had the intention of a purely sexual encounter because, to me, making love is the ultimate expression of intimacy and so I have to be genuinely in love with someone in order to go that far. Now, the reason I mentioned that when I did is because what I'm looking for is a sweet, funny, unique, quirky girl who can see the best in me and who wants to be loved. Basically, there are no games, no alterior motives, and nothing hidden with me. I'm an everything or nothing at all kind of person and so if you message me thinking I might be someone you're interested in, know that everything herein is the real me and if there's a connection and I fall for you, you will get absolutely all of me. It may sound sappy or cliche, but there it is. I'm a man who wants a deep, lasting love full of passion and intimacy and if I get to that point with you, you can rest assured you will become my world, I will live for you, and I will have eyes for no one but you--total, absolute loyalty. When I love a woman, I am all-in, completely devoted and nigh obsessed with making her happy and being the best lover I can be for her. So as far as general info and/or insight into my personality and interests, here goes: I'm currently a student at OSU studying Creative Writing about to graduate this Spring (2015). I'm an aspiring writer, hence my typing the Hell out of this introductory thingy, and I hope to write some scifi and historical fiction. I work overnights at UPS throwing around and wrestling large, awkward, heavy, dangerous things and transporting them hither and thither. I'm a huge Metal head; my music is my lifestyle, seriously. I'm of mostly Irish and Scottish descent, if perhaps you find that interesting; I'm very proud of and engrossed in my heritage. My religion is Asatru (or Odinism), the Ancient Norse Pagan religion. I only mention that here because it IS IMPORTANT to me and a pretty big part of who I am, but I WILL NOT at any time expect you to be a part of it in any way (unless you want to) and I'm totally capable and eager to look past religious and political differences in the interest of finding true love. On the topic of politics, I won't bog things down too much with that and just leave it at "I'm a Libertarian." I'm very interested in science, organized crime (mainly outlaw bikers and the Japanese yakuza ), anything having to do with ancient Celtic, Norse, Germanic, Chinese, Japanese, or Korean history. I have a pretty big interest in martial arts and plan to start training Judo and Brazilian JiuJitsu when I am done with school. I'm a fairly big nerd and a bit of a gamer, so if you're that kind of girl and you're still here, you're scoring points like the kid in "Pinball Wizard" by The Who and if you got that reference, figure out exactly how many points you think you've racked up with me so far and add 50% to it. If you actually made it all the way through this tomfoolery, shenanigans, and general nonsense, feel free to add me on Facebook. Look for "Hrorik;" it'l be the first one that comes up. It'll be fun...we can f*$k with government surveillance agencies together. Hey, they steal our tax earnings just so they can turn around and spy on us, the least we can expect out of it is a little fun at their expense, right?