THICKTHIGHSTHINPATIENCE

"The sarcasm is strong in this one!"
Hey guys I’m Tania, I’m pretty new back on here so I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m 44 with the energy levels of an 87 year old and decision making skills of an upset toddler.. I love validation, attention and adoration, I dislike being ignored and heinous thundercun?s. I am not a fan of assholes, I don’t wish them any harm, I’d just rather they existed outside of my vicinity at all times. I work from home doing government-y stuff during the day and selling preloved undergarments (def kidding). At night I also work a second FT job because I like money (my own, I dont need anyone elses) Overall I’m a bit of a s**t show, but if you give me time, put in a bit of work, really open up and genuinely connect with me, I will crush your soul just like I have all those before you. Cairns local but now living in Brisbane for s**ts and gigs, HMU if you like to party. I don’t, but I’ll enjoy your vibe.

I don't need anyone to look after me. I just want someone to go on dates like real grown ups. Whether it be to a restaurant, a pub or a BBQ by a river or beach. Better yet, camped out in the middle of nowhere...

I'm a handful in more ways than one. I have a fat ass, a belly and thick thighs. Sounds very tempting I know, but Im not joking. If you'rea boob guy, Im def not the one for you. They migrated to my stomach and ass years ago. I'm an active member of the gym... Im sure theres exercise equipment in there somewhere but Im there purely for the free massages and spray tans!

I like running. I run out of s**ts to give, run with scissors, run out of patience and run my mouth. I also like to trip over imaginary things, trip up stairs, jump to conclusions and dive head first into all the wrong people.
Tread lightly and think hard before you message me lol If you do, buckle up and enjoy the ride ??