@ANDREA

I am living large and taking charge!
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Why can't I find someone who looks at me the way I look at coffee?
I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.
Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
I've always loved the idea of not being who people expect me to be.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Don't confuse what people say about me with the real me.
I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!
I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I wake up people would just be proud of me.
Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matter to me.
Quit looking for a reason to dislike me, I'm just naturally likable.
Thankfully, my favorite things in life don't cost money.
Laughing is one of my favorite things to do.
You go do what you will do, and I'll go do what's best for me.
I hope the next big trend in music is talent!
I just like to be my selfie!
Sometimes I use an ugly photo for my Facebook profile picture. That way more people tell me I look amazing when they see me in real life.
I broke a mirror seven years ago and I'm still having bad luck.
I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand, if I use a calculator.
If I managed my bank account as well as I manage my phone battery, I'd be rich.
If you don't like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you're a fan!
I get ignored so often that my nickname should be "Terms and Conditions".
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.
Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me!
Cuddling is my favourite exercise.
I know Victoria's secret.
Caution: You might get addicted to me.
There's always that one person who is going to annoy me every time they open their mouth.
You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
Deep conversations with someone who understands me, are everything.
Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.
If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
If time is money, I am running out of time.
I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!
I'm not superstitious but I am super!
In hindsight, I have less to say about most things.
If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.
I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.
I'd rather an oops, than a what if.
I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.
I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Warning: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.
I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.
I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm so hot, I make fire!
I'm not ashamed to say, I've never loved another person as much as I love myself.
I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
Judge me (when you are perfect).
Time may change me, but I can't change time.
Be real with me, or just leave me alone.
Normal rules don't apply to me because I am blonde.
I thought growing older would take longer.
I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
Let me be me... Because once I change, you will miss the 'me' in me.
My daily routine: Get up, be brilliant, go back to bed, repeat.
I am who I am, not who you think you want me to be.
Go ahead, judge me. But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.
Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.
I love it when song lyrics totally apply to my current situation.
Life has taught me, just to be the best me I can be.
If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.
To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.
When I get lonely, I set my phone's alarm to go off every few hours so I can imagine what it would be like to have people texting me.