I'm a conundrum. I'm a lover of great literature and raunchy thrillers. I coo over babies but a roomful of children scares me. I'm kind and generous, but when it comes to sports and games I bring the trash talk a la the Bird/Magic rivalry. I need a kind, s*xy guy whose open mind is matched only by his gigantic heart. Must love animals and still believe that people are worth saving. Bigots need not apply.