Well, ladies first.......If you have a huge wobbly tummy that overhangs your belt line significantly, larger than average sized bottom, big floppy upper arms, wear glasses (optional, but definitely a big plus), wear a full set of removable dentures (again, a long shot and definitely optional and obviously massively unlikely, but if there's anyone out there who actually does tick that box, well, frankly I'll be amazed), the chances are I'll definitely be interested in hearing from you.
But will you be interested in hearing from me? That's the $99.99 question. OK......I'm 54....pretty fit (look at least 10 years younger than chronological age, run till tired at the beach most days, keep muscle tone more or less in check), still pursuing impossible dream (music in my case - and in common with fellow impossible dreamers principally via the medium of GarageBand these days), published novelist, father of 3 (2 grown up daughters back in Blighty - 1 daughter here in WA (not so grown up) - solvent....good regular job blah blah....brand new motor (er, vroom vroom! etc etc) - if you're interested, and interested in meaningful discourse (of all varieties), are empathetic, intersesting, sensual, happy with yourself and the world around you (as far as such a thing is possible) well, let me know...
Well, ladies first.......If you have a huge wobbly tummy that overhangs your belt line significantly, larger than average sized bottom, big floppy upper arms, wear glasses (optional, but definitely a big plus), wear a full set of removable dentures (again, a long shot and definitely optional and obviously massively unlikely, but if there's anyone out there who actually does tick that box, well, frankly I'll be amazed), the chances are I'll definitely be interested in hearing from you.
But will you be interested in hearing from me? That's the $99.99 question. OK......I'm 54....pretty fit (look at least 10 years younger than chronological age, run till tired at the beach most days, keep muscle tone more or less in check), still pursuing impossible dream (music in my case - and in common with fellow impossible dreamers principally via the medium of GarageBand these days), published novelist, father of 3 (2 grown up daughters back in Blighty - 1 daughter here in WA (not so grown up) - solvent....good regular job blah blah....brand new motor (er, vroom vroom! etc etc) - if you're interested, and interested in meaningful discourse (of all varieties), are empathetic, intersesting, sensual, happy with yourself and the world around you (as far as such a thing is possible) well, let me know...
But will you be interested in hearing from me? That's the $99.99 question. OK......I'm 54....pretty fit (look at least 10 years younger than chronological age, run till tired at the beach most days, keep muscle tone more or less in check), still pursuing impossible dream (music in my case - and in common with fellow impossible dreamers principally via the medium of GarageBand these days), published novelist, father of 3 (2 grown up daughters back in Blighty - 1 daughter here in WA (not so grown up) - solvent....good regular job blah blah....brand new motor (er, vroom vroom! etc etc) - if you're interested, and interested in meaningful discourse (of all varieties), are empathetic, intersesting, sensual, happy with yourself and the world around you (as far as such a thing is possible) well, let me know...
