It is forbidden... What you don't have, you desire. What you shouldn't do, you fantasize. Where you're not allowed, you wonder. Experience a forbidden secret, enjoy a truly forbidden pleasure.
In my life I am a Princess - I'm not looking for Prince Charming here... hell... I don't even want the Knight in Shining Armour (he probably ran off with Prince Charming while I was sleeping)... I just want the Goof Ball in Aluminum Foil... Or a Cowboy, I'm all up for saving a horse... I don't want a city slickin', shoe shinin', Armani wearing suit boy... If you can't start a lawn mower, then really... what did that Ivy League School you spent thousands of your parents money on really teach you... I know, for a Princess, I sure am picky... You don't have to be the great outdoors man who lives to go quading and fishing... I don't need you to 'hunt' for our dinner... Albeit, I may be a Princess but I do know where the supermarket is and if that isn't good enough, I know how to dial the number for pizza delivery and NOT break a nail doing it... lol... To be honest... I am a pretty decent cook, (but just a heads up here, don't expect filet Mignon - I don't do red meat, hence the biggest reason why you need not go out and 'hunt' for dinner).
Just for the record... NO... this Cinderella does NOT measure in at 36-26-36... I am a little ways from that size so, if you are thinking that you are going to get a tight little super model... sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not Pippa. This could be a good thing though, them super models can sure be cranky at times (must be the lack of nutrients from NOT going out to enjoy a romantic dinner with her Goof Ball). But all the same, I am just like any Princess, I want that 'ever-after, never-ending, love story'... I want to find my friend, my lover, my mate. I want to find the trust, someone I can grow old with.
I do live in a small town and I really, really, REALLY don't want to be walking through Wal*Mart there and have some whack come up and randomly start talking to me like we are the 'best of buds'... I am a private person and at the best of times like to keep it that way (you know, celebrity status and all, being a Princess...) I don't rightly like 'talking' on a telephone so much as I do like to have a face to face conversation... you know... many moments of silent awkwardness that are well, just awkward, and I like to try and avoid that... If s*x or a one night stand is all you are looking for... then please carry on, I am not the Princess you are looking for... Treat me with decency and respect, that goes a LONG way in my world.
Anything else that you would like to know about a Princess... just ask away...
Cheers
P.S. No Fairy Godmothers were harmed during the making of this profile.
ALMOST-A-PRINCESS
53 - Straight
BC - British Columbia, Canada
Dec 15, 2019 02:04
It is forbidden... What you don't have, you desire. What you shouldn't do, you fantasize. Where you're not allowed, you wonder. Experience a forbidden secret, enjoy a truly forbidden pleasure.
In my life I am a Princess - I'm not looking for Prince Charming here... hell... I don't even want the Knight in Shining Armour (he probably ran off with Prince Charming while I was sleeping)... I just want the Goof Ball in Aluminum Foil... Or a Cowboy, I'm all up for saving a horse... I don't want a city slickin', shoe shinin', Armani wearing suit boy... If you can't start a lawn mower, then really... what did that Ivy League School you spent thousands of your parents money on really teach you... I know, for a Princess, I sure am picky... You don't have to be the great outdoors man who lives to go quading and fishing... I don't need you to 'hunt' for our dinner... Albeit, I may be a Princess but I do know where the supermarket is and if that isn't good enough, I know how to dial the number for pizza delivery and NOT break a nail doing it... lol... To be honest... I am a pretty decent cook, (but just a heads up here, don't expect filet Mignon - I don't do red meat, hence the biggest reason why you need not go out and 'hunt' for dinner).
Just for the record... NO... this Cinderella does NOT measure in at 36-26-36... I am a little ways from that size so, if you are thinking that you are going to get a tight little super model... sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not Pippa. This could be a good thing though, them super models can sure be cranky at times (must be the lack of nutrients from NOT going out to enjoy a romantic dinner with her Goof Ball). But all the same, I am just like any Princess, I want that 'ever-after, never-ending, love story'... I want to find my friend, my lover, my mate. I want to find the trust, someone I can grow old with.
I do live in a small town and I really, really, REALLY don't want to be walking through Wal*Mart there and have some whack come up and randomly start talking to me like we are the 'best of buds'... I am a private person and at the best of times like to keep it that way (you know, celebrity status and all, being a Princess...) I don't rightly like 'talking' on a telephone so much as I do like to have a face to face conversation... you know... many moments of silent awkwardness that are well, just awkward, and I like to try and avoid that... If s*x or a one night stand is all you are looking for... then please carry on, I am not the Princess you are looking for... Treat me with decency and respect, that goes a LONG way in my world.
Anything else that you would like to know about a Princess... just ask away...
Cheers
P.S. No Fairy Godmothers were harmed during the making of this profile.
In my life I am a Princess - I'm not looking for Prince Charming here... hell... I don't even want the Knight in Shining Armour (he probably ran off with Prince Charming while I was sleeping)... I just want the Goof Ball in Aluminum Foil... Or a Cowboy, I'm all up for saving a horse... I don't want a city slickin', shoe shinin', Armani wearing suit boy... If you can't start a lawn mower, then really... what did that Ivy League School you spent thousands of your parents money on really teach you... I know, for a Princess, I sure am picky... You don't have to be the great outdoors man who lives to go quading and fishing... I don't need you to 'hunt' for our dinner... Albeit, I may be a Princess but I do know where the supermarket is and if that isn't good enough, I know how to dial the number for pizza delivery and NOT break a nail doing it... lol... To be honest... I am a pretty decent cook, (but just a heads up here, don't expect filet Mignon - I don't do red meat, hence the biggest reason why you need not go out and 'hunt' for dinner).
Just for the record... NO... this Cinderella does NOT measure in at 36-26-36... I am a little ways from that size so, if you are thinking that you are going to get a tight little super model... sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not Pippa. This could be a good thing though, them super models can sure be cranky at times (must be the lack of nutrients from NOT going out to enjoy a romantic dinner with her Goof Ball). But all the same, I am just like any Princess, I want that 'ever-after, never-ending, love story'... I want to find my friend, my lover, my mate. I want to find the trust, someone I can grow old with.
I do live in a small town and I really, really, REALLY don't want to be walking through Wal*Mart there and have some whack come up and randomly start talking to me like we are the 'best of buds'... I am a private person and at the best of times like to keep it that way (you know, celebrity status and all, being a Princess...) I don't rightly like 'talking' on a telephone so much as I do like to have a face to face conversation... you know... many moments of silent awkwardness that are well, just awkward, and I like to try and avoid that... If s*x or a one night stand is all you are looking for... then please carry on, I am not the Princess you are looking for... Treat me with decency and respect, that goes a LONG way in my world.
Anything else that you would like to know about a Princess... just ask away...
Cheers
P.S. No Fairy Godmothers were harmed during the making of this profile.
