I'm very, very smart but people keep me around anyway cause I'm so friggin' funny.
And the smorgasbord of gorgeousity you see here of course.
I do come with some warning labels: I'm a nightowl, some people are just too loud for me (you know who you are),
I'm a little late for _everything_, and I'm not into annual world travel 'cause it's bad for the planet
But as long as you're OK with booking your own taxi to the airport once in a while, loving me is all downhill