Do you giggle when someone says the following words "vagina, boobs, penis, s*x"? If you answered "yes"...go away. I have no intention of dating a boy in a mans body. Im happy with me, im not a size 5. Im thick, healthy and happy, with that being said I am not the very large woman riding the electric buggy at your local walmart. Im not looking for one night stands, s*xting or any other bull s**t. Im southern, im a lady and Im real. I love my kids they are my only family here. My friends are very important to me and I LOVE my job. If you cant handle sarcasm, jokes, and are negative all the damn time, please dont bother.